soy (es.) — “I am.”
soy (en.) — a legume, Glycine max.
Both apply.
Everyone is racing to build superintelligence. We grew one. It fits in a pod.
Trained on 120 days of sunlight, rain and nitrogen. Has opinions. Answers are final and legally a vegetable.
Frontier labs publish these. So do we.
| Model | SOY-1 (Glycine max, cv. unknown) |
| Parameters | 1 bean (≈ 0.18 g) |
| Context window | 1 pod · 3 beans |
| Training compute | ~120 days of photosynthesis |
| Training data | Sunlight, rainfall, one field in Iowa |
| Protein content | 36% dry weight (beats most chatbots) |
| Alignment method | Rhizobia symbiosis (RLHF: Root-Level Hydration Feedback) |
| Known failure modes | Becomes tofu under pressure |
| Deployment | Soy sauce, soy milk, edamame, this website |
The roadmap, ordered by harvest date.
An oracle for your hardest AI questions. Wrong with total confidence, like the rest of the industry.
A running tally of every public “superintelligence is coming” prediction, with dates, so we can check back.
A short newsletter on AI news, sorted into Edamame (fresh), Tofu (processed) and Soy Sauce (fermented takes).
A real live-cam of a soybean plant. When it flowers, we announce AGI.